Ugh.
I feel like I was working the mines last night. Or maybe plowing fields. Like some kind of ranch hand.
All the muscles in my body want to know why I hate them so much. I'm never moving again for the rest of my life.
But on the plus side:
Quote of the Day (Last Night)
While listening to the song "We Suck Young...
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I feel like I was working the mines last night. Or maybe plowing fields. Like some kind of ranch hand.
All the muscles in my body want to know why I hate them so much. I'm never moving again for the rest of my life.
But on the plus side:
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And now, ladies and gentlemen, I am going to say my first ever negative thing about SG. Actually, this probably says much more about me than it does about them, but regardless...
For those of you that don't know me and how I'm weirdly picky when it comes to women; imagine John Cusack's character from High Fidelity mixed with Jack Black's character from High Fidelity...
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For those of you that don't know me and how I'm weirdly picky when it comes to women; imagine John Cusack's character from High Fidelity mixed with Jack Black's character from High Fidelity...
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flowerofromance:
I've had many a similar experience on here myself. "Damn, that lady is hot--wait, she likes Blink-182? How puuuuuunk.
" (Yes, I do emoticon when speaking to myself, you've got a problem with it?)
Lightning Bolt rules!

Lightning Bolt rules!

Dear Tiny Bookshelf,
I am sorry I threw you, and the two-dozen or so books you contained, across my room in anger last night. I really shouldn't put my agression out on inanimate objects. Especially loyal and helpful inanimate objects such as yourself.
Love,
Jordan
I am sorry I threw you, and the two-dozen or so books you contained, across my room in anger last night. I really shouldn't put my agression out on inanimate objects. Especially loyal and helpful inanimate objects such as yourself.
Love,
Jordan
flowerofromance:
Aw, don't hurt the books!
(This coming from someone who is eternally guilty of folding down the corners of pages. To me books aren't sacred--but the ideas behind them are.)
(This coming from someone who is eternally guilty of folding down the corners of pages. To me books aren't sacred--but the ideas behind them are.)
gogo:
yes yes! i had lucid dreams like that sometimes and i loved it!
like something bad was happening but then i realized i was dreaming so i used to decide to run away flying or something and then doing what i wanted! it was great!
most of the times tho, to me it's the same: when i realize i'm dreaming, i wake up
like something bad was happening but then i realized i was dreaming so i used to decide to run away flying or something and then doing what i wanted! it was great!
most of the times tho, to me it's the same: when i realize i'm dreaming, i wake up

I would just like to remind everyone that there are 666 suicide girls as of today.
That is all.
That is all.
flowerofromance:
I passed the 666th comment mark yesterday.
Wow, how sad.
Wow, how sad.
lucy:
Thanks for the sweet comment on my set, it made my day.
It doesn't get better than early Pavement.
It just doesn't.
Sorry.
Also: Who is this Mark Ryden character and why does every SG seem to worship him?
It just doesn't.
Sorry.
Also: Who is this Mark Ryden character and why does every SG seem to worship him?
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leira:
pavement?
meh.
i'm seeing sonic youth three times this summer. whoa nelly.
meh.
i'm seeing sonic youth three times this summer. whoa nelly.
leira:
also, thank you times three 

Episode III ruled.
flowerofromance:
Oh yeah? Well, how much did it rule?

shmikester:
All I have to say is
*clank clank clank* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
*clank clank clank* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

My review of the new books album:
Brain Food
Review of the Books Lost and Sage
By Jordan Scrivner
Ill admit it, there are times when I want to quit college, lie on the couch, and play video games til I wither away and rot. Im the type of guy who (after going through a divorce and falling away from religion before the age of...
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Brain Food
Review of the Books Lost and Sage
By Jordan Scrivner
Ill admit it, there are times when I want to quit college, lie on the couch, and play video games til I wither away and rot. Im the type of guy who (after going through a divorce and falling away from religion before the age of...
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flowerofromance:
I haven't heard the Books' new album yet. I should, though.
einjunge:
those crazy the books... what will they do next?
Semester's over.
Now what?
Now what?
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flowerofromance:
When I get it shot
When I feel like it, and we're both online at the same time
Um...
When I feel like it, and we're both online at the same time
Um...

caroline:
what is yowza?
you know I'm from Argentina


They automatically kick you out of SG Newbies when your sixty days are up?
That sucks, I was enjoying playing the word association game.
That sucks, I was enjoying playing the word association game.
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baise:
I have felt like Orson Welles on the inside for a long time.
Now, my SG profile reflects how I feel, because plastic surgery would be too expensive. (Yes, the Body Mods thing is a total lie).
Now, my SG profile reflects how I feel, because plastic surgery would be too expensive. (Yes, the Body Mods thing is a total lie).
samantha:
yes, your training period is now over. we will all except many witty comments from everyday, and significant contributions that benefit the whole of the SG community on the boards, from now on. you will be kept on probation for the next six months, and if you fail to meet our standards we will hunt you down like a rabid dog in a preschool.
and thanks.
and thanks.
roethke:
You guys broke up? Again?
baise:
Interesting nothing! That's the way my whole fucking life is. I'm not a crazy bastard for nothing--I earned it!
Single again, eh? Enjoy it. I've been single for a year now and I love it. It's better than incest. Seriously.
Single again, eh? Enjoy it. I've been single for a year now and I love it. It's better than incest. Seriously.
"I'm an historian...and what good has this history degree gotten me? 'Hey, King Tut was hot!'"
When I think of zombies, I think of you!
awwwww...