I burned out on Bush-bashing in 2004. But I thought this was really funny. It's a joke you could tell your grandmother.
So Dubya is about to have a press conference, and Cheney is filling him in on the day's events. He quickly tells him about Iraq, the economy, etc. He is just about to bring the press in when suddenly...
Cheney: "Oh, I almost forgot. Three Brazillian soldiers died today."
To the suprise of everyone, a look of shock appears on Bush's face. "What? Are you serious?... Oh my god... That's terrible." He puts his hands to his face and mumbles "What am I going to do? What am I going to do?"
Bush's staff is silent. Everyone is amazed at the sudden display of emotion from the President. Bush notices everyone looking at him. He wonders why everyone is staring... Then he asks...
"Wait... how many are in a Brazillian?"
So Dubya is about to have a press conference, and Cheney is filling him in on the day's events. He quickly tells him about Iraq, the economy, etc. He is just about to bring the press in when suddenly...
Cheney: "Oh, I almost forgot. Three Brazillian soldiers died today."
To the suprise of everyone, a look of shock appears on Bush's face. "What? Are you serious?... Oh my god... That's terrible." He puts his hands to his face and mumbles "What am I going to do? What am I going to do?"
Bush's staff is silent. Everyone is amazed at the sudden display of emotion from the President. Bush notices everyone looking at him. He wonders why everyone is staring... Then he asks...
"Wait... how many are in a Brazillian?"
paz:
i actually havent played number 3 yet... i am still working on number two, i have been to busy 
... and i have had it for over a year too
... and i have had it for over a year too
roethke:
I shall be in SLC soon. Shall we have drinks? Oh yes, we shall.