And now, ladies and gentlemen, I am going to say my first ever negative thing about SG. Actually, this probably says much more about me than it does about them, but regardless...
For those of you that don't know me and how I'm weirdly picky when it comes to women; imagine John Cusack's character from High Fidelity mixed with Jack Black's character from High Fidelity and you've got it. In other words, I'm pretty snobby when it comes to music, books, and film. So when I stumble in on an SG I've never seen before such as, say, Serene, I get excited. "Holy shit, this girl could outhot the sun!" I think to myself. And then my eyes drift to the left and I see her taste in music. " Well, she gets points for Etta James, I guess. But Social Distortion and A.F.I.? Laaaame." And then I move on to the next girl.
And then I see someone I normally wouldn't be particularly attracted to, Posh, for example, and I'm only casually interested in her. But then I see she likes Dirty Three and Deerhoof... I will immediately start drooling over her.
In a way, this is also what I like about SG. It helps me to appreciate all the aspects of the naked girls I'm ogling. I become much more attracted to a girl if she likes Lightning Bolt than whether or not she has her pussy pierced.
For those of you that don't know me and how I'm weirdly picky when it comes to women; imagine John Cusack's character from High Fidelity mixed with Jack Black's character from High Fidelity and you've got it. In other words, I'm pretty snobby when it comes to music, books, and film. So when I stumble in on an SG I've never seen before such as, say, Serene, I get excited. "Holy shit, this girl could outhot the sun!" I think to myself. And then my eyes drift to the left and I see her taste in music. " Well, she gets points for Etta James, I guess. But Social Distortion and A.F.I.? Laaaame." And then I move on to the next girl.
And then I see someone I normally wouldn't be particularly attracted to, Posh, for example, and I'm only casually interested in her. But then I see she likes Dirty Three and Deerhoof... I will immediately start drooling over her.
In a way, this is also what I like about SG. It helps me to appreciate all the aspects of the naked girls I'm ogling. I become much more attracted to a girl if she likes Lightning Bolt than whether or not she has her pussy pierced.
Lightning Bolt rules!