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Tuesday Apr 19, 2005

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TIME MAGAZINE OFFICE -- April 14, 2005. 9:20 am.

Editor: Okay, kids, what have we got for the next issue?

Reasonable Reporter: Well, it IS the tenth anniversary of the Oklahoma City Bombing. We could do a retrospective, you know? How the bombing affecting us, domestic terrorism, that sort of thing...

Editor: Nah, too predictable. What else you guys got?

Cokehead Reporter: (Does a line of coke) Well, through a, uh, connection of mine, I was able to get an exclusive interview with Ann Coulter.

Reasonable Reporter: Ha, ha. That's funny. An interview with Ann Coulter in Time Magazine on the tenth anniversary of Oklahoma City. Good one, Cokehead.

Editor: BRILLIANT! We'll put it on the cover!

Reasonable Reporter: WHAAAAAT!?!?!?

Editor: Think of it, R.R. Viral hatemonger on the cover of perceived-liberal-rag Time. The right will want to read it because we are practically giving one of their heroes a handjob. The left will want to read it to see how far we've fallen! It's so crazy, it just might work!

Reasonable Reporter: Sir, don't you think it's kind of risky to do this? I mean, don't you remember what Coulter said after 9/11?

Cokehead Reporter: (Does a line of coke) What the eff is this guy talking about?

Reasonable Reporter: You know, that the only regret she had about Oklahoma City was that McVeigh didn't go after the New York Times Builiding? Is this ringing any bells?

Editor: Good! Fuck the Times! They're encroaching on our decrees!

Reasonable Reporter: I don't believe this.

Editor: Hey, Cokehead, can I get a line?

Cokehead Reporter: (Does a line of coke) Step up to the plate, boss.

Editor: (Does a line of coke) Ahhhhhh....

Cokehead Reporter: (Does a line of coke) Ahhhhh....

Reasonable Reporter: (Takes a gun out of his coat pocket and blows his own brains out.) Ahhhhhh.......
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
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That's hilarious! She's so fucking nasty.
Apr 26, 2005
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yes.. silent hill is the best town in the whole world. i have a lot of fun living in it
Apr 26, 2005

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