MY PICS SECTION NOW CONTAINS NUDE PHOTOS OF ME (OH MY GOD!!!). Check them out--that is, if you can stand extreme levels of arousal...
thefuckoffkid:
Someone rolled you on a really fuzzy carpet, right?
j_edward:
That's right--I was born a hairless baby and my parents just kept putting me on that damn fuzzy carpet, with my sticky baby skin. The damage is irreparable.