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j_edward

The middle of a cornfield in Iowa

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Friday Nov 03, 2006

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I have cancelled my account and finally come to terms with the fact that I shall probably never have sex with any of you SuicideGirls, or at least not by means of this site, and that there was really never any value in it for me other than that in the first place (aside from porn factor--but I can get that anywhere on the internet, and for FREE). I guess I did meet a few cool people through the website (members--never SGs), and had an important sexual encounter through it once (when I really needed it), but other than that, it hasn't done shit for me other than provide an additional means of wasting my time. I'm really fucking good looking and have got plenty of shit going for me and don't need or want this site anymore for anything. It's almost like the site has somehow kept me from getting laid as much as I otherwise would have. Why waste time leaving attractive girls comments when you could be chatting with them out there in the real world, and learning much more quickly and concretely whether you're getting anywhere with them? I mean, shit: I gots skills and I know it. I just need to get out there more and use them, and stop being so lazy and complacent. If I want to fuck hella chicks by the time I'm married and/or dead than I better get at it, and I better get at it real SOON. I better get at it before I lose my youthful good looks and ineffable charm (then again, when I'm older I'll be a kick-ass, well-off psychotherapist and probably get even more action than I ever imagined possible...). And this computer screen can't see any of those things. It's dead. And so are all of your comments to me, so long as I never see the person delivering them. They're dead, digital. Computers and the internet are the antithesis of life in some ways.

But I and my libido live on...
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
ayane:
Didn't you know we were also dead and digital ? confused
Nov 5, 2006
myalias:
fucking charmer.
Nov 17, 2006

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