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Tuesday Sep 20, 2005

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I don't really have anything to say so I will leave you all with this...

IN HEAT!!!
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk
around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come
to you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said,
"Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time>around the
block."
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog
on the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
tarragon:
It was good to meet you too and Shawn was a wonderful and gracious host. kiss
Sep 21, 2005
voxless:
Hmmm, did I get lucky? I plead the 5th wink

Life is crazy busy, but good right now. I have an odd balance of stressing all day and decompressing at night going on right now.

How's things with you? Hope you're keeping those boys at work in check.
Sep 23, 2005

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