uhhhh alright so... so far since my son has come back I have heard that my ex husband told him that when I go out I get SO DRUNK that I pass out on park benches and wake up wondering where my panties are. HMMM sounds to me like I am a party animal. I have NO idea who my ex-husband was married to but apparently it wasn't me. It sounds like the girl he remembers was WAY more of a party girl than I EVER was... And I don't know what you guys think... but I think that was the LAST F**King thing my 10 year old son needed to hear about his mom... true or false! which by the way I ALWAYS knew where my panties were.... weather they were on or off I KNEW WHERE THEY WERE DAMNIT!! 
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And I bet they are some very nice panties.
As for your ex, I can't even comment. I always wonder what my ex says about me (thankfully we have no children and no common friends so I'll never know). I can't believe yours relayed that story to your son.