I am such a dumbass sometimes I put this entry in the wrong place on friday. :-/ A southern Baptist minister was completing a
temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I
had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had
all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,
let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."
VEGAS HERE I COME!!!! I'm going for the weekend and I will have a great journal update next week w. pictures and all :-)
Anyways... I am back now and I had a blast!!! you can never get too much of mostly naked men strutting their stuff and flexing their muscles for you! I will post some pictures soon. Fun Fun!! Talk to Y'all soon!
temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I
had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had
all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,
let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."
VEGAS HERE I COME!!!! I'm going for the weekend and I will have a great journal update next week w. pictures and all :-)
Anyways... I am back now and I had a blast!!! you can never get too much of mostly naked men strutting their stuff and flexing their muscles for you! I will post some pictures soon. Fun Fun!! Talk to Y'all soon!
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shawndaddy:
aren't you still on the clock? get off the fucking porn site 
jedichris27:
Wow, you have done a lot more than I have! I'm 31, never married, no kids. (how rare is that?) That would suck if you moved to Texas, I mean we just met! 
I don't think I could live in Texas, unless it was in Houston or Dallas, but I hear its strange there too. Have fun at the beach!
I don't think I could live in Texas, unless it was in Houston or Dallas, but I hear its strange there too. Have fun at the beach!