Ok... Shawndaddy is harassing me again to update my journal so I have decided to write a cynical entry.
10 things I hate
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my damn watch is pal, where the hell is yours??
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire damn room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the damn channel manually. (or maybe they just don't know how.. and if that is the case than it is SAD and you need to crawl back into the little hole you came out of)
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Damn right I do!! What good is cake if you can't eat it? DUH!
4. When people say "It's always the last place you look." Of course it is! Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? They need a good ass kickin'
5. When people say while watching a movie "did you see that?" No you idiot I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the ceiling.
6.People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine.
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone walks up to you and asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus had come do you honestly think I would still be standing here? I mean... seriously!
AND THE #10 THING I HATE IS WHEN PEOPLE HARASS ME TO UPDATE MY DAMN JOURNAL! I will do it when I have something to say.
So there!!
10 things I hate
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my damn watch is pal, where the hell is yours??
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire damn room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the damn channel manually. (or maybe they just don't know how.. and if that is the case than it is SAD and you need to crawl back into the little hole you came out of)
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Damn right I do!! What good is cake if you can't eat it? DUH!
4. When people say "It's always the last place you look." Of course it is! Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? They need a good ass kickin'
5. When people say while watching a movie "did you see that?" No you idiot I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the ceiling.
6.People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine.
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone walks up to you and asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus had come do you honestly think I would still be standing here? I mean... seriously!
AND THE #10 THING I HATE IS WHEN PEOPLE HARASS ME TO UPDATE MY DAMN JOURNAL! I will do it when I have something to say.
So there!!
I thank life is way to short for all the shit I want to do even if I live to be 150 years old I still want be abele to get it all done, Im going to have to ask science to come up with a pill that can make me live for 500 years I cant deal with this short life of 150 years.