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Tuesday Sep 22, 2009

Sep 22, 2009
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ok i got something personal to say.



I almost died saturday. I overdosed on some pills which wasnt fun, because i went into a seizure and just started foaming and stuff. i would have died if it wasnt for my two friends who came over my house because they just wanted to randomly hang out. lol It's funny how things work out. I should be dead right now. but im not so I'm happy. :]
Im alive and well. I feel like a new man in a way. Like i'm reborn. weird i know.


well thats my personal shit. so comment or not. Im just saying Im happy to be alive. I should be dead but im not so. it must mean that I'm meant to rule the world. so I'm just going to start naming off my worldly laws!




My world laws!!!!!!

SPOILERS! (Click to view)



LAW NUMBER 1.

ALL BEAUTIFUL WOMEN MUST ALWAYS REMAIN NAKED! UNLESS ITS WINTER. THEN THEY CAN WEAR SEE THROUGH PANTIES FOR WARMTH. lol


LAW NUMBER 2.

IN EXTENSION TO LAW NUMBER ONE! ALL BEAUTIFUL WOMEN MUST HAVE SEX WITH ME! BECAUSE IT'S IMPORTANT DONT ASK QUESTIONS!!!!! JUST OBEY!


LAW NUMBER 3.

NO MORE GOD DAMN FUCKING TAXES!


LAW NUMBER 4.

IF YOUR IQ IS LOWER THAN YOUR SHOE SIZE YOU MUST DIE!
and IF YOUR IQ IS LOWER THAN 90 DONT BREED!!!!!


LAW NUMBER 5.

THE BMV SHALL BE DESTROYED!!!


LAW NUMBER 6.

NO SCHOOL OR WORK ON MAY 2nd SINCE IT IS MY BIRTHDAY. AND EVERYONE IS ORDER TO GET EXTREMELY SHITFACED OR BE PUNISHED BY THE LAW!

LAW NUMBER 7.

EVERY FRIDAY IS A PARTY DAY!





that is all..... if you dont like it well to bad. I rule the world now. so live with it. lol




VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
zaan123:
good laws!!

dude be careful!!
Sep 22, 2009
bettybruises:
be careful! glad you're still with us smile
Sep 23, 2009

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