Ok last blog was jokes this one is pickup lines 
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...
Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears
My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
On another note. I'm normally a very light hearted and decent person to people.But there is something that bothers me to no end and that's fakes. I have been doing law enforcement and protection for a long time now and i have gotten pretty good at telling if a person is genuine or a fake. The problem i have is that alot of people get sucked in by these type of people and don't realize it till its a bit late. by that time the person has there heart set on who this other person is supposed to be and when they find out other wise it is devastating. Just some friendly advice from me if the person seems to good to be true they probably are im not saying that there are not exceptions. but before you invest your heart and soul into someone get to know who they truly are.
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...
Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears
My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
On another note. I'm normally a very light hearted and decent person to people.But there is something that bothers me to no end and that's fakes. I have been doing law enforcement and protection for a long time now and i have gotten pretty good at telling if a person is genuine or a fake. The problem i have is that alot of people get sucked in by these type of people and don't realize it till its a bit late. by that time the person has there heart set on who this other person is supposed to be and when they find out other wise it is devastating. Just some friendly advice from me if the person seems to good to be true they probably are im not saying that there are not exceptions. but before you invest your heart and soul into someone get to know who they truly are.
decklynn:
Haha I love cheesy pickup lines
mnemozyne:
Thank you!!