1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 189, and find line 4:
"In the Early 1920's Eggleston painted movie stars for the covers of film maga-"
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?
empty space....
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
SNL...or was it Letterman....that was weeks ago....
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
2:00
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
2:00
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Val Capone turnin pages
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
last night...running to the supermarket to buy steak before they closed
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
the prototype for the "nudes" gallery section in my new, almost ready for launch, website....
9. What are you wearing?
Jeans and a "wife beater"
10. Did you dream last night?
not much....now the night before....that was another matter completely....
11. When did you last laugh?
sometime this morning...multiple times I suspect....the before or after is made hazy by the immaculate blowjob....
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
a couple of my paintings and my bulletin board covered in bills and reminders
13. Seen anything weird lately?
the fire department stormed a building just 30 feet down the street from mine yesterday
14. What do you think of this quiz?
It still doesnt wanna know my favorite color...I'm dissappointed
15. What is the last film you saw?
the transporter at home and 300 in the theatre
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
a '69 stingray corvette convertible in cherry red....and all the student loans offices so I could light them on fire...
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
there is lots about me you don't know....
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
make education free...
19. Do you like to dance?
used too....I'm too old for that now...unless you mean the tango or the cha-cha...
20. George Bush:
self righteous idiot, whose stupid enough to be manipulated by his inferiors and at the same convinced "it was his idea".......
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
don't even wanna think about that...
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
same as 21....
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
I leave for South Korea in about 3.5 weeks...
24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
get out of my way old man....
"In the Early 1920's Eggleston painted movie stars for the covers of film maga-"
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?
empty space....
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
SNL...or was it Letterman....that was weeks ago....
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
2:00
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
2:00
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Val Capone turnin pages
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
last night...running to the supermarket to buy steak before they closed
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
the prototype for the "nudes" gallery section in my new, almost ready for launch, website....
9. What are you wearing?
Jeans and a "wife beater"
10. Did you dream last night?
not much....now the night before....that was another matter completely....
11. When did you last laugh?
sometime this morning...multiple times I suspect....the before or after is made hazy by the immaculate blowjob....
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
a couple of my paintings and my bulletin board covered in bills and reminders
13. Seen anything weird lately?
the fire department stormed a building just 30 feet down the street from mine yesterday
14. What do you think of this quiz?
It still doesnt wanna know my favorite color...I'm dissappointed
15. What is the last film you saw?
the transporter at home and 300 in the theatre
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
a '69 stingray corvette convertible in cherry red....and all the student loans offices so I could light them on fire...
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
there is lots about me you don't know....
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
make education free...
19. Do you like to dance?
used too....I'm too old for that now...unless you mean the tango or the cha-cha...
20. George Bush:
self righteous idiot, whose stupid enough to be manipulated by his inferiors and at the same convinced "it was his idea".......
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
don't even wanna think about that...
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
same as 21....
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
I leave for South Korea in about 3.5 weeks...
24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
get out of my way old man....
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valcapone:
Yessir! Went for sushi with some peeps on Saturday night, got pretty wasted on sake, missed the burlesque show at Mainline I was going to hit after sushi. Sunday went for a frigid walk on the mountain with the boy, had some Chinese food, went back to his place for chocolate cake... I'm totally going to get fat if I keep dating him, cus he feeds me way too much. Gotta start running or something. 
lillithvain:
random hello to you