hello my prettys..... 
i wish one of ya's was here to keep me warm because i am cold. who better to have than one of you? there's none i can think of....
ok now that i have hyped your heads, guess who i had a dream about? donald trump! i had a dream that he was trying to kill me so i in turn tried to kill him for him wanting to kill me but before i could do it some guy named Antonio snitched on me. what a dream eh?
alright sorry to say this but i miss making love. i have been really horny recently. i'm starting to think that i think about sex more than a guy does....i just don't always think about having sex with them... ...guys we have to share the girls ok?
anywho...i'm tired of being a scared bitch!!! i need to stop worrying about shit and just let my true self out....the true me wants to grab my clit like i'm a dude and take a puff of my newport......the true me wants to go outside and eat my watermelon while i sit in the grass, butt ass naked.....my true self wants to whisper in a girl's ear and make her throb harder than any man could .....oh and i really want to beat that BITCH ass that messed around with my ( now ex- boyfriend) behind my back....
ok enough of that....i can't apoligize for being me....
well loves here are some more phrases...have fun with this, k?
1. guys are__________
2. girls are_________
3. i want to kiss________
4. my body is___________
till next time my prettys........
i wish one of ya's was here to keep me warm because i am cold. who better to have than one of you? there's none i can think of....
ok now that i have hyped your heads, guess who i had a dream about? donald trump! i had a dream that he was trying to kill me so i in turn tried to kill him for him wanting to kill me but before i could do it some guy named Antonio snitched on me. what a dream eh?
alright sorry to say this but i miss making love. i have been really horny recently. i'm starting to think that i think about sex more than a guy does....i just don't always think about having sex with them...
...guys we have to share the girls ok?
anywho...i'm tired of being a scared bitch!!! i need to stop worrying about shit and just let my true self out....the true me wants to grab my clit like i'm a dude and take a puff of my newport......the true me wants to go outside and eat my watermelon while i sit in the grass, butt ass naked.....my true self wants to whisper in a girl's ear and make her throb harder than any man could .....oh and i really want to beat that BITCH ass that messed around with my ( now ex- boyfriend) behind my back....
ok enough of that....i can't apoligize for being me....
well loves here are some more phrases...have fun with this, k?
1. guys are__________
2. girls are_________
3. i want to kiss________
4. my body is___________
till next time my prettys........
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2. girls are nice.
3. i want to kiss deeply, passionately, and for long peroids.
4. my body is available.
2. girls are awesome I get along with them so much better. Of course according to quite a few of them it is because I am "such a chick"
3. i want to kiss Jen, one last time, this time for real, not as a friend, but to say goodbye not to start anything anew, on a sidenote I wanna snuggle with Benni.
4. my body is wierd. Overly muscled in some places, flabby, fat & toneless in others. My legs are incredibly short for a man of my height and very muscular which just makes them look wierder & shorter.
Wow after writing that I am not surprised that I once wrote "to the best of my knowledge no woman has ever found me attractive until she has known me at least six months." Sigh depressed now. Gonna go eat potpies and think of Benni