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These days when I sit at the piano I feel very empowered... like I can play anything... and I think I can... it doesn't matter - Bach Preludes and Fugues, Mozard Sonatas, Debussy space-cake-walks, Chopin Etudes and Waltzes, Duke Ellington blues/swing, Thelonius Monk... old ragtime like Scott Joplin... I just play everything now... what the fuck is going on? I feel like flowers for Algernon...

I met this girl who is only 7 years younger than me, lives nearby in Brooklyn, and has her own construction/design company... basically, she has her shit together. OK - so she was in this bizarre gardening accident, which could have chopped up her face really badly... instead, she lucked out with some stiches on the inside of her upper lip, and a couple sexy scars going across the left half of her face - the scars look a bit like cat whiskers... anyway, shortly after we met she was telling me about the mishap... and I was checking out her scars... (I swear I wanted to lick them) then she looked straight into my eyes and asked me "do you think I'll ever get laid again....?"

This girl is totally fucking hot... what should my answer have been?

(I'll tell you my answer later... LOL)

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OK, here we go... my lovelies....

Fatima Bazzy, doing a Charlie Chaplin strip


Ruby Valentine on 42nd Street.

The guy with the BIG EARS in the picture is my friend Dale Chandler. He was once a ring-master for the Barnum and Bailey Circus.


Star in my upcoming new show "Daphne", the one and only HONEY BIRDETTE


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