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I'm at Captain Cucumbers.
Matt is in the bed wearing a blindfold, and the lesbian rats are fighting each other... or maybe they arn't.
Audrey and Marilyn are soooo cute.

We went looking foir cows to tip earlier, but couldn't be arsed to trapes through the field. We also stole a road cone and bundled it into Heath's car... got the car really dirty, so...
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I'm going to go see Dita Von Teese on the 15th at the Koko in london.

How much fun will that be.


In other news, I got embarrasingly drunk last night, and I blame Abi and her Vodka, plus there are going to be images of said embarrasment on the internet. My shoes will look beautiful. But I have a suspision, that as I had...
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2008 - Shipwrecked

Autumn 2008 - London Fashion College

Plan.

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Very Happy...

Very Sad...


All at once. This sucks. Empoly ME!

....remenber those people I loved? They are all dead.

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IT IS IN THE POST!

Before 8am it will be in my hands, and I will settle down in front of the huge television and begin my comute with God.

I have been waiting for two years.

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What a Jip!

The second season of Tsubasa:RC's animation is sooo sub-par. I thought it was a little plain in the first but that suited the shounen style... but this is awful. It makes those cheap Fox Kids shows look good.
Im only 5 minutes in to the first episode and I can't take it.... and that's after sitting through the movie. Which was SO...
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Richard Hammond is critically ill in hospital, after a car crash during filming for Top Gear, where he was attempting to break the british land speed record.

Don't die. I love you more than Steve Irwin.

I would cry so much if anything happened to the Hampster.

...so would Jeremy. xx
lukeh7:
He broke the record though, apparantly.
Hampster the teeth whitener is a great tv personallity, he is in a stable condition now though, so fingers crossed.
Richard Hammond >>>> Steve Irwin.
Top gear wouldnt be top gear without him, nor would braniac.

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New house to pine after.
It's not as perfect as the others... but I like it. I want it. Let me have it.

Need job now. Would one of ou fuckers actually phone me back once I've applied! Even if it's to say I haven't got it!

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