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So I live on a failrly busy street. My house is gated and I being the genius that I am always forgets to bring my clicker.

I decided to park on the street. I went inside and hung out for a while. Around 8 o'clock or so I decided to go to the gym so I got dressed and headed on down to my car....
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Tonight is the party bus for my friend Haidi's party. Stripper pole, alcohol, and a fucking moving room, what else could you ask for???

Then we're going swiming when we get back! I love heated pools.

I LOVE FRIDAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I really want artichoke dip....yum


Seriously this is by far the best vegetable ever created. The best dip is from Elephant bar cause they have these huge artichoke chunks that are pipping hot! hmm...

I had penne pasta with artichoke chunks in France once.....ok so good. Those French are so good at making weird shit taste good! Too bad the dont try that hard as...
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So yesterday I was on my lunch break and I had just parked. Im sitting in my car and I see this lady all done up crossing the street through my rear view mirror.

At first I thought it was a tranny because Ive seen a lot of them aound here...big muscular shims with lots of makeup and ridiculously tall heels. I thought she was...
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I went to a bonfire last night. It was great except I felt all dirty cause I smelled like smoke. I hate that feeling.

We sat there and I laugh at how ridiculous I am. While everyone is eating weiners and smores, Im over here eating a cesar salad wrap. haha.

still feeling a little under the weather. I better not hurl on myself because I'll be highly upset. haha.

Im going to take it easy and go drinking at Guy's tonight. It is celebrity kareoke night and for some reason seeing Nicole Richie & Lindsay Lohan acting a fool cause theyve done 20 lines of blow is more fun than seeing a normal person do...
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