iversen

I burned my tongue on egg whites. Dammit. I should have waited longer until they cooled off before I ate them, but alas I was greedy and more importantly hungry. As I burned my tongue on the egg whites I began thinking about my diet recently, and how I should begin to diversify it. I've only been eating oat bran english muffins with all natural peanutbutter, egg whites, and copious amounts of chocolate milk (low fat) and green tea. Also there is usually the occasional apple or plum mixed in at some point in the day just for good measure. I really should be eating more vegetables. I don't know how long one can healthily subsist on english muffins, egg whites, green tea, and chocolate milk. I would actually cook but my sheer hatred for washing dishes stops me. If I had a dishwasher (and an oven that worked) I could cook extravagant meals everynight but instead I am left eating whatever can be cooked in the microwave or toaster. Someday though, I'll fulfill my dream to own a dishwasher, and I will cook. I will cook meals the likes of which have never been seen. Meals that will make the gods descend from the heavens for a chance to sit at my dinner table.

Count it.
-R