Is it just me?
Or
* Does the first sign of sun make everyone believe its time to wear the shorts and vests and eat soleros. It's barely above freezing you idiots! Just leave the scarf at home. Don't be dressing up like you live on the fucking Riviera.
* Do the tabloid newspapers seem to be running out of rubbish to print? Today had...
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Or
* Does the first sign of sun make everyone believe its time to wear the shorts and vests and eat soleros. It's barely above freezing you idiots! Just leave the scarf at home. Don't be dressing up like you live on the fucking Riviera.
* Do the tabloid newspapers seem to be running out of rubbish to print? Today had...
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I saw this live on friday night. It truly was the best thing ive ever seen at the theatre.
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theknives:
I promise to cry then too, don't worry.
This week in bullet points.
* Went to see 300. There are a load of people who get stabbed, a few flashes of boob, a couple of gay jokes, suggested bumming of a married lady and at one point a goat playing a guitar.
* That trip to the cinema was part of a day out with a young lady. It didn't go too well....
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* Went to see 300. There are a load of people who get stabbed, a few flashes of boob, a couple of gay jokes, suggested bumming of a married lady and at one point a goat playing a guitar.
* That trip to the cinema was part of a day out with a young lady. It didn't go too well....
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theknives:
Hehe, silly boy. Luckily I can get the last train home at 11:something.
dylan:
You lost a tooth on a pastrami sandwich?
That's a hardcore sandwich.
Or you are woefully un-hardcore, one of those.
That's a hardcore sandwich.
Or you are woefully un-hardcore, one of those.
So yeah i am feeling slightly better now.
Turns out my Inner-ear is inflamed and its effect my balance and willingness to vomit.
They gave me some drugs to stop me vomiting, but the side effects are that i feel like i could fall asleep at any second and that the part of my brain which makes sense of my ideas is switched off meaning...
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Turns out my Inner-ear is inflamed and its effect my balance and willingness to vomit.
They gave me some drugs to stop me vomiting, but the side effects are that i feel like i could fall asleep at any second and that the part of my brain which makes sense of my ideas is switched off meaning...
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theknives:
In my admittedly limited experience of being a woman (as opposed to a girl I mean, I've always been female) I'd say that women don't tell you what they we actually want becuase we don't really know. At least, I never do, I'm useless. And therefore the last person you'd want relationship type advice from, so ignore my innane ramblings. And get better soon...I miss your amusing comments on my journal. 
theknives:
Well, apparently 'hang out' means getting cancelled on, and therefore there will definatley be no sex. 
So i went to the doctors today as I have been ill.
The following things occurred to me:
(i like lists as well)
The following things occurred to me:
(i like lists as well)
- My local health centre looks like it could have been used as a set for robocop, its like a view of the future from an 1980s mindset. All glass and lights.
- When you are called to the surgery your name comes up...
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johnnyforeigner:
It's scary how exactly I can picture the trailer 
theknives:
Such a manly choice! 
Today is a dark day for television.
ITV Play is to close.
No longer will students and drunkards' run-up huge phone bills attempting to guess the implausible answers to simple questions.
No longer will we be able to turn on that channel late at night and attempt to work out what reality shows we saw that presenter in last.
It's a heavy price to pay...
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ITV Play is to close.
No longer will students and drunkards' run-up huge phone bills attempting to guess the implausible answers to simple questions.
No longer will we be able to turn on that channel late at night and attempt to work out what reality shows we saw that presenter in last.
It's a heavy price to pay...
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sullenriot:
no she shouldn't I'd never let some one do that, and she's getting paid! Im happy for her.
sullenriot:
I'm more gutted that if i dont sell them i'm down 54
Thank you for your concern.
Hopefully things are being sorted...
Oh and this is the funniest thing ive seen in a long time.
Hopefully things are being sorted...
Oh and this is the funniest thing ive seen in a long time.
tsui:
The term I heard today was "drinking his frothy load". So glad I skipped lunch.
I hate being right.
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luzblah:
Left is also not so fun. 
xhugx
xhugx
johnnyforeigner:
Sorry to hear that dude One day your prince will come 
One day your prince will come I feel I should apologise for my awful behaviour on Monday, I was particularly vitriolic in my witterings about the internet.
It was merely because I was tired.
It wasn't directed at anyone in particular, so please go about your day as you were.
I feel I can make it up to you by bringing to your attention some gems that the greatest invention since...
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It was merely because I was tired.
It wasn't directed at anyone in particular, so please go about your day as you were.
I feel I can make it up to you by bringing to your attention some gems that the greatest invention since...
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atari11:
hehe my boyfriend used all the skill he could muster to make it that shape cuz he knows im a sucker for mickey :]:]
and it tasted good hhaha!
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and it tasted good hhaha!
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caoimhe:
Hey thankyou for the welcome hope your good. xxx
hope your good. xxxMatt's Guide to the Information Super-Highway.
* Not having a profile picture of yourself means you are either so self-conscious you believe no-one would like you really if they saw who you are, or you are actually fuck ugly and are doing us all a service, or you are hiding from the FBI. They don't prove how wacky or unique you are. The internet is...
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* Not having a profile picture of yourself means you are either so self-conscious you believe no-one would like you really if they saw who you are, or you are actually fuck ugly and are doing us all a service, or you are hiding from the FBI. They don't prove how wacky or unique you are. The internet is...
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coldandwet:
i agree with all of what you said. Though I don't hate all people without a face based profile picture. I personally appreciate Neil hiding us from his smug, moisturised face.
huw:
I feel you would approve of my myspace song mate
I know what you mean about busy profiles though, my girlfriends friends profiles often crash my browser when I try to stalk her online.
Bastards.
I know what you mean about busy profiles though, my girlfriends friends profiles often crash my browser when I try to stalk her online.
Bastards.
Yes, yes yes. I live in WAG-land and all year round there are tables and chairs outside the teeny tapas bars and delis. It's minus 5, why the hell would you want to sit outside????
Yay an SGUK member from north of London!!!!
i just want to comment your blog but i never visited u before