So i logged on here hoping i would get many concerned messages of "where are you?" "are you ok?" etc
I find nothing.
It seems im not held in as such high regard as I thought i was.
The wedding was fine.
The speech went well.
The photos made me look horrid.
I hate my haircut.
I have a new phone.
It keeps crashing.
There...
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I find nothing.
It seems im not held in as such high regard as I thought i was.
The wedding was fine.
The speech went well.
The photos made me look horrid.
I hate my haircut.
I have a new phone.
It keeps crashing.
There...
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badams:
i have found this site quite quiet recently - am lucky to get 5 comments per post anymore...
vindice:
Are you playing scrabble with me? Because if you're not, I haven't a clue who is.
Here we go again. What I have been doing this week:
* Preparing for my brothers wedding. The speech is awesome. Well as awesome as it can be considering my audience literally ranges from 8 to 80.
* drinking cider. I have a new found affection for it. Mmm apples. And booze. Apple booze. Proper stuff never mind none of this weather-named plastic bottle shit....
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* Preparing for my brothers wedding. The speech is awesome. Well as awesome as it can be considering my audience literally ranges from 8 to 80.
* drinking cider. I have a new found affection for it. Mmm apples. And booze. Apple booze. Proper stuff never mind none of this weather-named plastic bottle shit....
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xalicex:
hahah " weather named plastic bottled shit" ....priceless 
im soo looking forward to getting a chance to see the simpsons movie....i was hesitant cos i didnt want it to be crap but from what you said its not gonna dissapoint.
aww....cherry garcia and the coffee one are my two faves!
good luck with the speech, better you than me!
im soo looking forward to getting a chance to see the simpsons movie....i was hesitant cos i didnt want it to be crap but from what you said its not gonna dissapoint.
aww....cherry garcia and the coffee one are my two faves!
good luck with the speech, better you than me!
ikaruga:
the cure? preferred mr. smith's tenure with the banshees, truth be told...
I still remain cynical and doubtful about the simpsons movie. my apathy to the series for the last three to four years may have something to do with that, mind you...
I still remain cynical and doubtful about the simpsons movie. my apathy to the series for the last three to four years may have something to do with that, mind you...
Im not even going to write a proper intro
Things that have been pissing me off this week:
* Yes we know everywhere is flooded and the entire nation is fucked but im guessing that everyone who watches the news kind of knows what a flooded street looks like. Yes its horrible people have to go through that but fucking hell, if I see another...
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Things that have been pissing me off this week:
* Yes we know everywhere is flooded and the entire nation is fucked but im guessing that everyone who watches the news kind of knows what a flooded street looks like. Yes its horrible people have to go through that but fucking hell, if I see another...
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poptard:
i've not herd of Lancashire tea before, i think you lie!
poptard:
well
well
i'll google it, so you don't have to
*update*
your correct, though i've never seen in it tesco
well
i'll google it, so you don't have to
*update*
your correct, though i've never seen in it tesco
I cant think of anything interesting to write.
So leave any questions you want answers for or problems you want help with and i shall try to help.
Or ignore them.
Which ever is easiest.
discosleaze asked: if you could be any food product what would you be?
A krispy kreme donut. Im good for a while but continued exposure could lead to vomiting and...
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So leave any questions you want answers for or problems you want help with and i shall try to help.
Or ignore them.
Which ever is easiest.
discosleaze asked: if you could be any food product what would you be?
A krispy kreme donut. Im good for a while but continued exposure could lead to vomiting and...
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theknives:
Yeah, I was exactly the same. And now your behaviour in SGUK has lead to an accusation of love. Behave yourself.
discosleaze:
haha thanks 
youre funny
x
youre funny
x
Another week another bunch of bollocks from me.
At least look like you are excited to see new words typed by my hands transmitted from my mind.
Oral sex linked to throat cancer
A virus contracted through oral sex is the cause of some throat cancers, say US scientists.
Scientists. The bastards. Not happy with ruining practically every single food on the planet with warnings...
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At least look like you are excited to see new words typed by my hands transmitted from my mind.
Oral sex linked to throat cancer
A virus contracted through oral sex is the cause of some throat cancers, say US scientists.
Scientists. The bastards. Not happy with ruining practically every single food on the planet with warnings...
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mark_plus_beer:
eurovision was soo bad it was brilliant
never year im throwing a party for it
never year im throwing a party for it
theknives:
I have the plague. It's all your fault. I hope you're suitably ashamed.
Has it really been that long since I typed a load of crap and posted for your reading pleasure? Why yes. Yes it has.
So let me fill a few minutes of your time with humour you couldn't possibly think of yourselves.
Paris Hilton gets 45 days in jail
Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton has been jailed for 45 days after being found guilty of violating...
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So let me fill a few minutes of your time with humour you couldn't possibly think of yourselves.
Paris Hilton gets 45 days in jail
Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton has been jailed for 45 days after being found guilty of violating...
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vindice:
The top video is a stellar find. That guy can MOVE!!
hedy:
apparently paris hilton's lawyers are claiming cruel and unusual punishment as their defense for why she should not go to jail for 45 days.
altho apparently the massive overcrowding in l.a. jails might get her out early.
also, on that cheaters show they showed up with somebody's boyfriend to some sex party his girlfriend was at, and a man & his goat answered the door. ewwwwww.
sorry 'bout the random comment.
altho apparently the massive overcrowding in l.a. jails might get her out early.
also, on that cheaters show they showed up with somebody's boyfriend to some sex party his girlfriend was at, and a man & his goat answered the door. ewwwwww.
sorry 'bout the random comment.
This is the newwwwwwwwws.
Iran ban on 'Western' hairstyles
This is the news that the authorities in Iran have issued a warning that if hairdressers give the youth of Iran western haircuts then they will have their license revoked. Which as we all know will only drive the problem underground, as the young people of Tehran meet up in a supermarket car park at 4am...
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Iran ban on 'Western' hairstyles
This is the news that the authorities in Iran have issued a warning that if hairdressers give the youth of Iran western haircuts then they will have their license revoked. Which as we all know will only drive the problem underground, as the young people of Tehran meet up in a supermarket car park at 4am...
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vindice:
Aha! You figured it. Thanks, m'dear! Had you been looking in my pics folder before?
theda291056:
haha, i think that's the best comment i've ever had left on my blog! cheers.
You dont have to be matt to work here but it helps... 20th April.
So I had an epiphany last night. And the doctor says as long as I reduce my salt intake I should be fine. Bada-bom-tish!
But seriously, I had one of those what have I done moments. Im 25. And I don't have much to show for it. I thought id easily...
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johnstitch:
Virginia massacre.
Spot on.
Harry potter
What are you saying ? It was the only reason me and sky went ? That's scandalous. Retract, retract !
Salt
Add as much as you want to natural foods. Its the salt content in artificial pre packed foods that is dangerously high. Thats there so it withstands being left in a fridge for a month and being cooked twice without loosing all its flavor.
Spot on.
Harry potter
What are you saying ? It was the only reason me and sky went ? That's scandalous. Retract, retract !
Salt
Add as much as you want to natural foods. Its the salt content in artificial pre packed foods that is dangerously high. Thats there so it withstands being left in a fridge for a month and being cooked twice without loosing all its flavor.
the_new_scum:
I'm glad the Penguins are out just because maybe now people will shut up about them; especially Crosby. Little prick
Roll up roll up!
You twats.
Wanting me to fill your dull lives with blog related humour you couldn't possibly think of yourselves
* Went on a leaving do for a work colleague where I actually drank alcohol!!! Why the following did enter my mouth and reside in my gut for a while:
- A cherry beer.
- 2 Raspberry Mojitos.
- 4 shots of...
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You twats.
Wanting me to fill your dull lives with blog related humour you couldn't possibly think of yourselves
* Went on a leaving do for a work colleague where I actually drank alcohol!!! Why the following did enter my mouth and reside in my gut for a while:
- A cherry beer.
- 2 Raspberry Mojitos.
- 4 shots of...
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vindice:
Good call. 
agentblack:
Well.... Alright... But Don't let it happen again!
I often wonder if im a good friend.
My life has been littered with people who at the time I thought we would always stay in touch and rely on each other, yet we drift apart.
I can't exactly blame them as they all seem to be able to maintain good relationships with other people.
I have a theory that people get bored of me....
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My life has been littered with people who at the time I thought we would always stay in touch and rely on each other, yet we drift apart.
I can't exactly blame them as they all seem to be able to maintain good relationships with other people.
I have a theory that people get bored of me....
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theknives:
Oh, that one. I think it's commonly referred to as life.
starbug:
Those two shows are pretty much the only ones that are free at the mo, as far as I can work out? Takes about 5 mins to register and download everything and you dont have to pay a subscription, may be worth it once it gets going