its_matt

if i were to win miss world, i would use all the prestige not to end world hunger or stop the use of land mines, but instead to see if i could get shit for free, or even better if i could pay fuck all that would be good. i reckon id get a bit more action too, cos everyone would wanna do it with...
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so the extended funtime of my weekend in london is over and i have memories of it which could last for over a week at least...
so heres a rundown of what happened;

SATURDAY

* Got the 9.47 train from london piccadilly which was hella packed, people running down the aisles telling people they were in their seat, despite the fact that they werent reserved....
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gone to london.

back soon...

so on saturday afternoon i should be in londoon village meeting all the sguk peeps, and hopefully confirming to them all that im just as weird in real life as i am on here

so for the next few days i shall be mentally preparing my body for the influx of steep prices and pollution that only the big smoke can produce , i find...
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ahhhhhhhhhchhhhhoooooooo im still ill, not in the way rappers use it but in the sense of poor health.

i have been feeling better however, by liberally flirting with practically every girl i meet.... except my mum, we aint in kansas. And it might of worked!!! hopefully, but knowing me ill fuck it up. i always do... hahaha theres some self confidence for ya! i like...
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i officially feel like crap.

i keep getting these sore throats every month or so. which result in me finding it near impossible to swallow or talk without being in pain. and i do a lot of talking, and quite a bit of swallowing too (hey something has gotta pay tha bills ) maybe i should go see a doctor... which i hate because i...
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so i went to see incubus last night which was a strange experience, to say the least. the arena was practically full of people nearly my age which was a shock. as when i went to see alkaline trio, it was full of kids, yet incubus who seem more mainstream had an older audience.... wat all dat aboot?

brand new were supporting them and we...
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i REALLY hate my hair now. god im so fucking vain, its annoying me. at least with long hair it just had to be clean. now i have to spend 20 mins making it look like i just got out of bed... why do i do that?

go out and buy the mini album by 'your codename is: milo' its fucking excellent. the only way...
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a moderately eventful weekend, this one. and i know how much charley loves how much i use bullet points. so ill use em again.

* i dont like my hair. i feel like i lost part of my soul, those 8 inches for hair i got rid of, make me feel less of a man, after all dont they say size matters?

* spoke to...
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with my new haircut, my look is now less hobo-chic more army officer on leave. oh well, at least i wont be followed around tesco anymore due to them believing im shoplifting to fund drug habits...

in other news there is a transformers game for ps2. ive got it. im in heaven....

two scallies walked past my house wearing matching 'von dutch' caps. im wearing...
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