chances are if you are reading this then you know me and you are one the seven people who visits my humble page and for that i thank you from the bottom of my heart, what lies at the bottom of peoples hearts and why it is more capable of loving than other sections of the heart is beyond me, but society deems the bottom of the heart to be the most loving. 
(you can tell im in good health as i get random again)
since the last journal i am pretty much back where i once was which was incredibly randy and on the look out for a mate. im not fussy really, anyone wanna offer themselves qualifications are:
* female
* 18 - 30
* Pulse needed.
* must not, i repeat NOT be into r n' b.
thats all i ask, christ you could look like a bleeding picasso and i reckon i would
in other less randy/scary news:
* gentlemens night was good, chatted up a model all night, we talked of bullseye and pies.... magic
* drank some hot chocolate with added baileys from the european market, then proceeded to talk even more shite back at work cos i was tipsy like the bad ass lightweight i am.
* got the bees album, its fanny-tastic.
* enjoyed the polyphonic spree's version of 'merry xmas (war is over)' you know, the one lennon did "merry xmas yoko"
* bought some pine green converse cos they christmassy and shit, plus they look divinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne!!!
* decided pale girls in boots is the bestest thing ever in the world ever.
thats it, now fuck off.
(you can tell im in good health as i get random again)
since the last journal i am pretty much back where i once was which was incredibly randy and on the look out for a mate. im not fussy really, anyone wanna offer themselves qualifications are:
* female
* 18 - 30
* Pulse needed.
* must not, i repeat NOT be into r n' b.
thats all i ask, christ you could look like a bleeding picasso and i reckon i would
in other less randy/scary news:
* gentlemens night was good, chatted up a model all night, we talked of bullseye and pies.... magic
* drank some hot chocolate with added baileys from the european market, then proceeded to talk even more shite back at work cos i was tipsy like the bad ass lightweight i am.
* got the bees album, its fanny-tastic.
* enjoyed the polyphonic spree's version of 'merry xmas (war is over)' you know, the one lennon did "merry xmas yoko"
* bought some pine green converse cos they christmassy and shit, plus they look divinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne!!!
* decided pale girls in boots is the bestest thing ever in the world ever.
thats it, now fuck off.
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Oh, hang on...