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Tuesday Sep 14, 2004

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tuesday. scholars believe it was originally named 'chewsday' in 1887 by benjamin disraeli, as a way to applaud the actions of Lord Chewbacca, who overcame severe asethetic problems to raise awareness of cruelty to co-pilots, then later ran 7 consecutive london marathons betwen 1874-1881 raising money for a hospice for kids with dandruff. He later found fame a co-pirate/pilot on the millenium falcon, although recieved no recognition from the Captain Hannibal Solo III, and was forced to communicate solely with grunts and growls, in fear of Capt. Solo putting chewing gum somewhere on him. After aiding the rebel alliance, he retired to a seaside cottage in pembrokeshire where he remains to this day, only venturing out to sell his special range of home-made conditioner on QVC.


Matt is in a silly mood today. He has watched 'shaun of the dead' with the comedy cast commentary, and is now rocking out to the popular music group 'kasabian'.

Matt is also doing a cull of his msn messenger contacts, if you would like to remain, or be added please contact him, via here or by email.
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nickolai:
hahaha! She really does look rather 'Quackers' in that picture for sure! biggrin

...But still strangely alluring too. love
Sep 16, 2004
fleurdeguerre:
dooooon't delete meeeeee!
Does Chewie's conditioner help prevent split ends? Or is it just good for volume?
The Ultimate warrior is definitely one to be admired. He owns you, weed boy!
Sep 16, 2004

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