its_matt

Today is payday. i bought:

* 15 stories high dvd.
* An evening with kevin smith dvd.
* The pink grease album. (camp-o-rif-ic punk)
* The !!! album (funky-punk a la the rapture)
* The reuben album (emo-ish british band, damn good too)
* a smoked salmon bagel why do i try and be cosmopolitan, im gonna stick with my tuna mayo next time. DAMN YOU TESCO FINEST!!

I also listened to pearl jams 'ten' all morning today and it made me feel so happy, tis a damn fine album.

i leave you with what maybe the funniest thing ive ever read, which comes from my favourite thing ever VIZ!!
I recently enjoyed a packet of foxs classic biscuits, and whilst reading the packet i noticed their claim to 'make the perfect biscuit for any occasion'. About three weeks ago, my mate Roger was male raped by three Chinese chefs in the kitchens of the restaurant where he is a kitchen porter. I wonder which of their biscuits would have been suitable for an occasion like that."

and another one for good luck...
"How come rap artist Dr Dre can use the 'N' word on his multi-million selling albums and win a MOBO award, yet when i used it at my son's football match i was asked to leave the park? Once again, its one law for the rich and one for the poor"

Cheerio!!!