I think im currently in season or something cos all i can seem to do is think about women. ALL THE BLOODY TIME. Good job im a member of this fine pornographic website isnt it? Yay me.
Heres some things to take your mind off those dirty thoughts in your minds.
* embroidery, kittens...
* Little snippets of the shit people talk on public transport.
*Just because
Im gonna start putting some of my social commentary-type witterings on here, so please tell me what you think, id appreciate any criticism or thoughts you would have. here goes: (by the way its written as if its being performed as a piece of stand-up, which is what it is really...
"Ahh, im glad to see you all managed to drag yourselves away from big brother for more than 20 mins... you can all say "me watch that, why its an example of television at its worst, standards are slippling these days... blah blah blah" SHUT YOUR MOUTH, i know you are addicted to that fucking show. You have picked out your favourite, the one you want to win... the person you tell everyone else that you hate but really you wanna be them... But what gets me about the whole big brother thing, its just 24 hour coverage of people eating, drinking, talking and sleeping. Seems kinda familiar doesnt it??? you know why? ITS BECAUSE ITS WHAT YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS DO EVERYDAY OF YOUR LIVES!!!....i just thought id bring that up, a show that films norma; people doing normal things gets 12 million viewers is beyond me, you know what would be more entertaining would be if you were to turn off your TV and turn to your parents, friends loved ones etc and asked them how their day had been, then maybe life would become that little bit more liveable at home, and you wouldnt look like such a fucking loser, to the free thinking people at work when you try and strike up a conversation about the wacky way some girl ate a fruit salad on the show...."
now lets all go listen to emo and cry about lifes lost loves.
Heres some things to take your mind off those dirty thoughts in your minds.
* embroidery, kittens...
* Little snippets of the shit people talk on public transport.
*Just because
Im gonna start putting some of my social commentary-type witterings on here, so please tell me what you think, id appreciate any criticism or thoughts you would have. here goes: (by the way its written as if its being performed as a piece of stand-up, which is what it is really...
"Ahh, im glad to see you all managed to drag yourselves away from big brother for more than 20 mins... you can all say "me watch that, why its an example of television at its worst, standards are slippling these days... blah blah blah" SHUT YOUR MOUTH, i know you are addicted to that fucking show. You have picked out your favourite, the one you want to win... the person you tell everyone else that you hate but really you wanna be them... But what gets me about the whole big brother thing, its just 24 hour coverage of people eating, drinking, talking and sleeping. Seems kinda familiar doesnt it??? you know why? ITS BECAUSE ITS WHAT YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS DO EVERYDAY OF YOUR LIVES!!!....i just thought id bring that up, a show that films norma; people doing normal things gets 12 million viewers is beyond me, you know what would be more entertaining would be if you were to turn off your TV and turn to your parents, friends loved ones etc and asked them how their day had been, then maybe life would become that little bit more liveable at home, and you wouldnt look like such a fucking loser, to the free thinking people at work when you try and strike up a conversation about the wacky way some girl ate a fruit salad on the show...."
now lets all go listen to emo and cry about lifes lost loves.
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big_dave:
Alright fella, just popping by to ask if you're up for the book group or were just posting comment 
I only ask cos I'm keeping a rota and wouldn't want anyone missing their turn 
I only ask cos I'm keeping a rota and wouldn't want anyone missing their turn 
ciel:
of course SAMF members are my main priority!