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Friday Feb 27, 2004

Feb 27, 2004
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Manny: Do you think I should wash my beard?
Bernard: I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow.

hehehe

ive been told black books is coming back... biggrin so with that in mind;
1) whats ya favourite comedy show?
2) favourite quote from said show?
3) worst tv comedy show?

1) bang bang it reeves and mortimer
2) 'i am soon to be married to super intendent jane tennison of primal scream'
3) my family, cos its fucking shit.
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charley:
Oh you are SUCH a tart, how many SG members have you asked to marry you now??? You make me feel so unspecial you whorebag! tongue
Speak to ya tomorrow ya? I aint workin and I shall be all alone.
Mar 1, 2004
tottie:
"there was a show with jasper carrott as the head of an anglo-asian family where the narrator was a mentally-handicapped wheelchair-bound boy - can't remember the name, but boy was it shite."

All About Me it was called. It was crap, but I have to admit I love Jasper blush
Mar 1, 2004

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