Practically everyone and everything is annoying me this week.
I am by no means perfect and have not lived any kind of life to be in a position to judge anyone.
I'm actively questioning why i bother with some people.
I wish I was a cunt so i could tell them to fuck off.
But I'm too nice, so now i have to put on an act, nod, smile and pretend i give a fucking fuck about ANYTHING they say or do.

Thank god for Karl who left this voice mail on Ricky Gervais' phone while filming an idiot abroad 2.