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Monday Jan 17, 2011

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I really have no idea when it comes to girls.
In terms of them flirting im pretty much oblivious.
So i ask the girls of the world to use my simple system...

* If flirting on-line you can type things you wouldn't normally possibly say to a stranger with out stuttering our being bound by society's restrictions on public behaviour. Conversations on-line have content in them that is rarely uttered outside of sexy times. But if you would rather be mildly flirtatious rather than asking for 'it' then why not after typing your thoughts put (***) at the end? This arbitrary collection of symbols will make men aware of your intentions.

* If flirting in the real world why not cup both your breasts with your hands while flirting? If you need to make another point with a hand gesture then you are free to use one hand to point out directions etc, but PLEASE HAVE ONE HAND STILL ON A BOOB. And eventually it wont be weird as everyone will be doing it.

Just a thought...
creamygoodness:
Girls are confusing. This is why I've resorted to my trusty 'Rohypnol and ball-peen hammers'# method. You'll all see my wisdom in the end.
Jan 18, 2011
mark_plus_beer:
Ben speaks the truth.
Jan 18, 2011

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