yo yo yo.
tis i, the amazing farqueue, not my real name of course more like a persona, so anyhoo another saturday another two days off, it remains to be seen just how productive i will be in my two days off, although im already thinking ill be doing fook all, cos im a lazy bum. ahhh enough of the wallowing... whats gone on since tuesday i hear you cry, well not much actually, ive been working my ass off and buying xmas presents for my family, and flirting with ladies, thats all. flirting. nothing more. whatever you read in heat about me it aint true guv!!
that thing with jordan, was set up i wasnt even touching her, i was just pointing at some nice brickwork in the gentlemens club and she got in the way!!
nothing much else to say except i hate the following things;
*Old people, who believe it is the right and privilege to walk as slow as they possibly can in front of me and complain at every opportunity.
* Homeless people who believe that young people walking alone in the city centre should be the the main investor in funding their drug/booze habit.
* Those people in the street with bibs and clipboards, who like hobos stop young people in street wanting money, but in this case wanting to jack 15 a month from their accounts by making the public feel guilty, when it is they who should be feeling guilty for harrassment and taking a large cut of these charitable donations.
*LITTLE SHITS WHO SMOKE AT THE BACK OF THE BUS, SCREECH AT EACH OTHER AND GENERALLY ACT LIKE CUNTS, MUCH TO THE ANNOYANCE OF EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THE BUS, WHO WONT COMPLAIN, BECAUSE OF THE HASSLE OF KIDS CALLING YOU GAY EVEN IF YOU ARE WITH YOUR WIFE....
GRRRRR
buh bye
tis i, the amazing farqueue, not my real name of course more like a persona, so anyhoo another saturday another two days off, it remains to be seen just how productive i will be in my two days off, although im already thinking ill be doing fook all, cos im a lazy bum. ahhh enough of the wallowing... whats gone on since tuesday i hear you cry, well not much actually, ive been working my ass off and buying xmas presents for my family, and flirting with ladies, thats all. flirting. nothing more. whatever you read in heat about me it aint true guv!!
that thing with jordan, was set up i wasnt even touching her, i was just pointing at some nice brickwork in the gentlemens club and she got in the way!!
nothing much else to say except i hate the following things;
*Old people, who believe it is the right and privilege to walk as slow as they possibly can in front of me and complain at every opportunity.
* Homeless people who believe that young people walking alone in the city centre should be the the main investor in funding their drug/booze habit.
* Those people in the street with bibs and clipboards, who like hobos stop young people in street wanting money, but in this case wanting to jack 15 a month from their accounts by making the public feel guilty, when it is they who should be feeling guilty for harrassment and taking a large cut of these charitable donations.
*LITTLE SHITS WHO SMOKE AT THE BACK OF THE BUS, SCREECH AT EACH OTHER AND GENERALLY ACT LIKE CUNTS, MUCH TO THE ANNOYANCE OF EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THE BUS, WHO WONT COMPLAIN, BECAUSE OF THE HASSLE OF KIDS CALLING YOU GAY EVEN IF YOU ARE WITH YOUR WIFE....
GRRRRR
buh bye
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mistereel:
you could just wear a dress and pretend to be a woman, cause that would rock!
cousindell:
i hate them clipboard motherfuckers!!
i hate them clipboard motherfuckers!!