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Thursday Sep 17, 2009

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Why does that kid want to do a poo at pauls house?
Kids dont usually give a fuck about air freshners.
What lure does paul have over this child?
How old is paul?
Does Paul make this child do other things?
Does Paul film it, then upload it onto some grotesque website?
Why did the child pack his rucksack to go somewhere for a shit?
Isnt it time we went round to Paul's and had a word?
We dont have to do anything just put the frighteners on him.
Does the term 'Touch and Fresh' now sound sinister knowing what you know now?
Why dont the words coming out of these people match the movements of their mouths?
Hmmmm?
Hmmmm?
Answer me.
ANSWER ME!

VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
rose_red:
Dear Paul,
All of the other reindeer hate you.
Love,
Me.
Sep 18, 2009
narshada:
I'm preparing the torches and pitchforks as we speak.

Not that we're speaking, but y'know.
Sep 19, 2009

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