Monday Jan 21, 2008

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Im off to bed.
Think of something incredibly witty on a personal level to you.
Then pretend I said it.
Great arent i?
You wish you knew me in real life.
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delilahjack:
Watched BeoWulf the other day, the king was shouting "LET'S KILL GRENDEL"

i turned to my friend and said "There's going to be some poor deaf geezer rushing home after hearing that to guard his toasted sandwhich maker."

BREVIL GRENDEL..get it

OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHA, MATT YOU'RE SO FUNNY. MARRY ME!
delilahjack:
i have a similar problem, my belly button is situated about 2 cms below my boobs.

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