Monday Dec 31, 2007

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2007 was shit.
Really it was.
Another year wasted as hurtle faster towards death disappointing people on the way.
I look upon 2008 with cold indifference.
Still, at least im not Piers Morgan.

For those who desire some entertainment click the spoiler. For those who wish to remain stuck in the reality that i am a grumpy bastard who needs to sort his life out do not.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

1. What did you do in 2007 that you had never done before?
Got lost in Birmingham. Due to its rather strange anti-street signs policy.
I also went to a drag bar. It was rubbish. Now I liked the camp music and the dancing show-type things they did, that was good. Seeing a ugly caveman with no neck necking another equally un-evolved woman whilst also ramming (paint pictures with my words dont i?) his hands up her skirt was not.

2. What countries did you visit?
I dont travel. I get annoyed enough locally. I would have to learn whole new languages so i could mutter expletive-ridden rants under my breath as i passed more cosmopolitan fuckwits.

3. What would you like to have in 2008 that you didn't have in 2007?
Money.
A career.
A girlfriend.

4. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Not exploding....Yet.

5. Did you suffer any illness or injury?
I seem to have had a sore throat since febuary.

6. What was the best thing you bought?
A volcom blazer. I rarely take it off. Its becoming one with me. Like the symbiote...symboit...that black goo that made spiderman go all bad.

7. Whose behaviour made you appalled and depressed?
Jade Goody, Danielle Lloyd, Kerry Katona and her ilk. By all means destory your own lives but dont subject us to your idiotic stories when you sell them to the papers.

8. Where did most of your money go?
DVDS.

9. What song(s) will always remind you of 2007?

Battles - Atlas.


Shy Child - Noise Wont Stop.


Silversun Pickups - Lazy Eye.


Teenage Bad Girl - Cocotte (boys noize rework)
My those kids look like they are having fun dont they?

10. Compared to this time last year are you:
a] Fatter or thinner?
A lot fatter.
b] Happier or sadder?
A lot sadder.
c] Richer or poorer?
Richer in theory but i still waste my money on crap, just this time more of it.

11. What do you wish you'd done more of in 2007?
Living.

12. What do you wish you'd done less of in 2007?
Waiting for things to happen.

13. Who was the best new person you met in 2007?
New....peopl...new people?

14. Did you fall in love in 2007?
Yes. But shock of shocks it didnt work out.

5. How many one night stands?
One.

16. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
A couple. There is one person in particular who is currently on the shit-list who is looking increasing guilty of turning a good friend into a bitch. Essentially the plot of mean girls.

17. What was/were the best books you read?
Russell Brand's Autobiography. It was very interesting indeed. A bit of a hero of mine that man.

18. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Discovering electro. Its officially the best thing ever.

19. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2007?
Half neon-rave/half middle-aged man who tries to dress like a teenager.

20. What one thing would have made your year more satisfying?
Money. Yes im that shallow.



VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
vindice:
Hooray! It makes me so happy when my blogs take off! biggrin

Another year wasted as hurtle faster towards death disappointing people on the way


Ugh, God.
I. Hear. Yah.
vindice:
No. We both need to be around more positive people. Stop absorbing negative energies.

However, I think printed in tiny lettering on a leather bracelet might work...

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