Sunday Oct 21, 2007

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I present to you the aftermath of Ghost.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)



Which is to date, the highest grossing undead-love story with patrick swayze in it.
So far anyway...


So let me get this right....
This man was decapitated by a broken window...
Which was his own fault?

Yes. He tried to shoot us both.

Oh yes, you and the psychic.

Yes.

Who, as you told me earlier is the only one who can talk to your dead boyfriend.

Yes.

Who you earlier made the sexiest piece of pottery ever with.

Yes.

But he isnt here now, he has gone to heaven because he only stayed on earth to make sure these two men didnt harm you.
The same two men who are now dead...

Yes.

And you and the psychic are the only two witnesses.
Can you speak to the two men that died?

No. They went straight to hell, sam told me.

....dispatch yeah can you send a wagon, im gonna need some help here...

NEEEEEEEE NAAAAAAAAAW NEEEEEEEEEE NAWWWWWWWWW



Im off to see Shy Child tomorrow night. Should be fucking mental.

VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
delilahjack:
was watching the wonder years earlier by coincedence, never seen it before. It was actually pretty good.

Yeah it's true you are a bad mother fucker love

Come on then

lets get you some jam
delilahjack:
no bits in it. I hate 'bitty' (sorry for the accidental reference to little britain) jams

and basically all jams and reduced substances are called conserves. I'll make you a special desert with rice pudding, jam annnnnd angel delight. Oh i'm such a witch!

i have a picture for you xx

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