Back once again for the renegade master.
Or something
Here are some things I am angry about this week.
* If there is one thing I hate more than any other its GMTV. It may be the shittest programme EVER made. Due to:
- The enforced snarm of the presenters who have to pretend to have some rapport but really have all the on-screen chemistry of a piece of MDF and the old women in the sailors hat from Round the twist. In fact I think they would hit it off more.
- John Stapleton's interview technique which he thinks is like something akin to Paxman, but sadly comes off as the ramblings of a mad old man at a bus stop. Paxman does his research (or has it done for him) Stapleton just asks questions that completely oppose the point the guest is trying to make. He might as well ask Gordon Brown "Are you high on crack right now and you think everyone who doesn't vote for you is a proper Gaylord?"
- The way they fill time by have Fiona Phillips read stories from the papers. Stories which require some degree of intelligence to understand. Which means she skips the broadsheets and goes straight to point at pictures in the news of the world.
- Having an expert in some poor bastard's home talking about energy conservation. Being told about is enough thanks, I don't need some condescending idiot show me what the difference between standby and off is. My reduced carbon footprint means fuck all while USA and China make a combined effort to destroy the planet for us.
Im a rapper with a baby!
* Stop with the shameless self-promotion of X-factor. You know you can't sing so don't re-live the distress of that cunt Cowell telling you so by going on GMTV (fucking hell that show again!) to tell your story.
* No it wasn't a picture of Madeline. It was a picture of a child. Quite a few of those 'children' about.
Sometimes cleaning can be fun.
Good pop is back!
Or something
Here are some things I am angry about this week.
* If there is one thing I hate more than any other its GMTV. It may be the shittest programme EVER made. Due to:
- The enforced snarm of the presenters who have to pretend to have some rapport but really have all the on-screen chemistry of a piece of MDF and the old women in the sailors hat from Round the twist. In fact I think they would hit it off more.
- John Stapleton's interview technique which he thinks is like something akin to Paxman, but sadly comes off as the ramblings of a mad old man at a bus stop. Paxman does his research (or has it done for him) Stapleton just asks questions that completely oppose the point the guest is trying to make. He might as well ask Gordon Brown "Are you high on crack right now and you think everyone who doesn't vote for you is a proper Gaylord?"
- The way they fill time by have Fiona Phillips read stories from the papers. Stories which require some degree of intelligence to understand. Which means she skips the broadsheets and goes straight to point at pictures in the news of the world.
- Having an expert in some poor bastard's home talking about energy conservation. Being told about is enough thanks, I don't need some condescending idiot show me what the difference between standby and off is. My reduced carbon footprint means fuck all while USA and China make a combined effort to destroy the planet for us.
Im a rapper with a baby!
* Stop with the shameless self-promotion of X-factor. You know you can't sing so don't re-live the distress of that cunt Cowell telling you so by going on GMTV (fucking hell that show again!) to tell your story.
* No it wasn't a picture of Madeline. It was a picture of a child. Quite a few of those 'children' about.
Sometimes cleaning can be fun.
Good pop is back!