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its_matt

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Saturday Sep 22, 2007

Sep 22, 2007
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I have no new information for you all.
So lets have one of my barely famous question and answer sessions.
Where you ask the questions and i give the answers.
So fucking bring it jerks!.... kiss

Killa_ asked: Is it wrong to eat your own boogies?
Yes. Yes it is. You risk a shunning by all you hold dear should anyone ever catch you rooting up your hooter for green treasure. So if you are going to do it, do so in the privacy of your own home. Much like a crack addict. But with less side effects.

coldandwet asked: What has being on SG meant to you? Best/worst bits. most surreal moments?
I suppose this website means a collection of like-minded people who largely have similar tastes/opinions to my own. The very nature of the site weeds out undesirables, as its either men/women with a taste for 'alternative' (although id see my 'taste' as a majority opinion on here) or women who wish to show those who doubted them what beauties they have blossomed into.
Best bit? The meets are always the best bit, although i havent been to one in a long time, its nice to hear the person you are typing quotes anchorman to, speak those exact same quotes to your face.
Worst bit? The aftermath of such meets are always bad. Whether its missing people from the meet, or hearing the awful gossip after.
Surreal moment? Showing two now extinct members of this site, round where i lived only to be nearly punched in the face by a tramp. Luckily i was too fast for the cunt.

badams asked: bourbons or custard creams?
Bourbons all the way. Its like a custard cream, but CHOCOLATIZED.

mark_plus_beer asked: how the hell do you pronounce your new user name ?
elle_ehnohardo Probably. To be honest ill get bored of it soon. So ill have to think of a new one.
FACT FANS: It means 'the angry'.

KellyMonster asked: Do you have an age limit on potential hanky-panky partners?
The rule is half your age plus seven. So my limit would be 20. In theory. But as long as there is a connection it can be down to 18. As the age limit upwards im not sure. I have never been the younger person in a relationship but id have a guess at about 32.
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kellymonster:
Do you have an age limit on potential hanky-panky partners?
Sep 23, 2007
killa_:
thank for the answer to my very important question... Luckily i have the addiction just in my own room then.. amazing
Oct 5, 2007

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