3 days off work this week yey!!!! which means that i can sleep in till as late as i want..... no wait i cant because my cats believe that i should be woken up at 7:30am on days off (which is a whole 45 mins later than when i wake up for work) im beginning to believe that cats arent as stupid as they look maybe thats why the egyptians worshipped them. because they knew what awful shit the cats would do to them if they didnt. and now in 2003, we treat them as household pets and give them 'cute' names like 'smudge' 'sooty' and 'john' (well maybe not the last one) we feed them tins of horrible food, that even if it was the last source of meat on the planet, we still might go look in the forest for berries, so why do we expect our cats to eat it? the more i think about it the more i pity the cats, and also fear that they one day might overthrow the human race. hey maybe my cat isnt trying to wake me up, maybe shes trying to kill me while i sleep!!!
