I cant think of anything interesting to write.
So leave any questions you want answers for or problems you want help with and i shall try to help.
Or ignore them.
Which ever is easiest.

discosleaze asked: if you could be any food product what would you be?
A krispy kreme donut. Im good for a while but continued exposure could lead to vomiting and irregular bowel movements.

CreamyGoodness asked: Why are they called Buildings if they've already been built?
A building is defined as 'Any man-made structure used or intended for supporting or sheltering any use or continuous occupancy'. And yet it also covers the act of construction itself. What a curiosity. You know the eskimos or inuits as they like to be known have several words for snow. English people have several words for vagina. Yet we cant seem to come up with two separate words for the creation and end result of making a house. That's just laziness. I think we are all to blame.

mat8drb asked: How much will replacing my shower be? Can you do it?
It depends what you want really. I suggest you go for a power shower. In this day and age you dont want visitors looking at your shower and wondering 'why doesnt he just get a watering can and be done with it?' You want something that puts the fear of god into any dirt which decides to attach itself to your person. I would go for
The Aqualisa Power Shower.
It looks more like a coffee maker than a shower, which will confuse guests. Thus making it a talking point at any party or social gathering.
As for fitting it i can pencil you in for mid-september. Although i do warn you that im expensive, messy and use coarse language so maybe give the wife and kids some money to go to the zoo.

Claire0801 asked: Why do I bruise so easily?
This maybe due to a vitamin C deficiency. Drink more orange juice or eat more orange smarties. Whichever one is more readily available.

discosleaze asked: why do I always get strange men and men (quite often american) who are old enough to be my dad interested me?
And why at work do americans seem to love me?
I think I can answer both questions with one answer. You work in London. That place is a mecca for nutters. And Americans. They are probably interested to ask you if you have met the queen or something. From nutter or american id be glad of attention cos when it stops its time to live in a house full of cats if you arent already with a partner.

KellyMonster asked: What is your favourite phobia and why?
Here are some of my favourites:

• Apeirophobia- Fear of infinity.


• Bogyphobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman.


• Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom.
• Geniophobia- Fear of chins.
• Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

ikaruga asked: outwith plagairism, how can I make my essay on research and evidence-based practice write itself without actually, y'know writing it myself?
Copy someone else's work from the internet, but put a few swears,street slang and phrases you use frequently in there. Makes it seem more like your work.
What was the last truly great film you saw?
Knocked Up is a very good film, i urge you to see it when it comes out. Or download it like i did. Seems all those adverts before the films had no effect.

coldandwet asked: Where do things dissapear to? Im talking biro's, the other sock and other things that vanish without reason.
According to the Daily Mail; its the immigrants. Or the Single Mothers. Or the gays. One of them anyway.
Also, when moving house, is it etiquette to leave coathangers behind. I belive that if evryone did, moving would be cheaper and nobody would ever need to buy more again. My ex reckoned I was mental. Whose right?
You are right. No one should ever buy coat-hangers they should be passed down from generation to generation. I think I saw an episode of The Wonder Years on such a subject.