Another week another bunch of bollocks from me.
At least look like you are excited to see new words typed by my hands transmitted from my mind.
Oral sex linked to throat cancer
A virus contracted through oral sex is the cause of some throat cancers, say US scientists.
Scientists. The bastards. Not happy with ruining practically every single food on the planet with warnings on how it can make your hair fall out, they are now attacking blow jobs. Apparently it's on the same high-risk level as smoking (no jokes about pink cigars here). Why can't the same scientists doing these experiments on what CAUSES cancer focus their attention on CURING it? No these sick bastards, angered by the fact that while they fuck around with Petri dishes, more socially apt people are giving and receiving blow jobs. A kind of 'well if I aint getting it, no fucker is' mentality there I believe.
The Helvetica font is celebrating its 50th birthday.
And who gives a fuck? Nobody. Except reporters on slow news days.
Eurovision Song Contest.
This Saturday is a very special day in my calendar. Its Eurovision time. A time when countries from around Europe (and strangely a few outside too) gather their finest performers and songwriters and ask them to write a song for some over-dressed idiots to sing badly live to. It's a wonderful event, made all the better for Sir Terry Wogan. Over the years of presenting the so-bad-its-good musical extravaganza, he has seen it all and developed a near-Teflon quality which allows him to be quite horrible to every contestant and still remain a gentleman. I admire him for this. Taking the piss out of people with an air of professional innocence.
This is our entry by the way. It's a load of cock jokes set to music.
Talking of videos, here is the most unlikely comic act ever. I have a feeling these guys could make a joke about anything and no one would complain.
Hope you are all well.
And to the several new people who have recently added me on here Hello.
At least look like you are excited to see new words typed by my hands transmitted from my mind.
Oral sex linked to throat cancer
A virus contracted through oral sex is the cause of some throat cancers, say US scientists.
Scientists. The bastards. Not happy with ruining practically every single food on the planet with warnings on how it can make your hair fall out, they are now attacking blow jobs. Apparently it's on the same high-risk level as smoking (no jokes about pink cigars here). Why can't the same scientists doing these experiments on what CAUSES cancer focus their attention on CURING it? No these sick bastards, angered by the fact that while they fuck around with Petri dishes, more socially apt people are giving and receiving blow jobs. A kind of 'well if I aint getting it, no fucker is' mentality there I believe.
The Helvetica font is celebrating its 50th birthday.
And who gives a fuck? Nobody. Except reporters on slow news days.
Eurovision Song Contest.
This Saturday is a very special day in my calendar. Its Eurovision time. A time when countries from around Europe (and strangely a few outside too) gather their finest performers and songwriters and ask them to write a song for some over-dressed idiots to sing badly live to. It's a wonderful event, made all the better for Sir Terry Wogan. Over the years of presenting the so-bad-its-good musical extravaganza, he has seen it all and developed a near-Teflon quality which allows him to be quite horrible to every contestant and still remain a gentleman. I admire him for this. Taking the piss out of people with an air of professional innocence.
This is our entry by the way. It's a load of cock jokes set to music.
Talking of videos, here is the most unlikely comic act ever. I have a feeling these guys could make a joke about anything and no one would complain.
Hope you are all well.
And to the several new people who have recently added me on here Hello.
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never year im throwing a party for it