its_matt

You dont have to be matt to work here but it helps... 20th April.

So I had an epiphany last night. And the doctor says as long as I reduce my salt intake I should be fine. Bada-bom-tish!
But seriously, I had one of those what have I done moments. Im 25. And I don't have much to show for it. I thought id easily be a millionaire by now. Sadly im not. So I decided to get pro-active. All those thoughts and ideas I have are now going to be recorded and worked on.
This is one such idea. Id like to think I have an opinion on events that happen around the world. Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one. And mine is filthy. So I decided that on Fridays I shall write a review of the week's events that have appeared in the news. Giving my thoughts on topics. Some may be funny, some may be ranty. But by god they will be words in succession in a sentence/paragraph format!
I chose the name after it flashed in my mind. I quite likes it.
Here goes

Virginia massacre.
As more and more information appears about Mondays awful events, there are a few problems I saw in and around the events.
* What exactly were the police and security of the university doing for the two hours after the first killings? How is a man who has just killed two people in a residential building allowed the time to record a message on a camcorder, put together a package to send to a TV station, go to the post office and post it, then go back to campus and commence killing again? I can't help but think a lot more deaths could have been avoided if the police would have reacted in a way expected of police. I.e. they protect the public and investigate ANY case of shots fired regardless of the outcome.
* How is a man who was already reported to be a threat and had mental health counselling allowed back on campus and then had no further treatment? When people had raised fears that he was a threat to himself and other people.
* How is a man with mental health problems allowed a gun. And lots of ammo? It seems that gun restrictions in America are exactly tight. And they let pretty much anyone have a gun. As long as you aren't of Arab persuasion of course.
* There was a pro-gun lobbyist on GMTV on Wednesday morning I think it was and the interview went like this:
"So with the events that happened in Virginia, don't you think its time gun laws were changed?"
"Yes I do"
"So you think there should be more restrictions?"
"No I think if anything they should be relaxed. If the laws about guns being forbidden on school premises possessed by students and teachers were relaxed, I think it would have been a fair fight and there wouldn't have been so many fatalities"
+ at this point the presenter was so shocked, he muttered something then cut to another person to get their opinion.+
It shows the stupidity of these people, rather than attempting to appear normal and logical in front of the general public by being slightly humane and saying how they feel for the victims and their families, they get some fucking crackpot like that to go on the air. The man was wearing a bow-tie for fucks sake.

Daniel Radcliffe's Play To Close.
Better get down there and see potter's cock while you can. Because that's the only reason people have been to see it. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a dirty liar.
"Ooh darling shall we go see that play about the man who has an erotic relationship with horses?"
"Who plays the lead?"
"Timothy Spall"
"Get your fucking coat on! I want front row seats!"
Yeah right.

Cutting Salt Reduces Heart Problems Say Experts.
Yes. It also reduces the taste too. Low fat equals no taste. I have yet to find anything that tastes even remotely good that is reduced sugar/fat/salt. These things are there for a reason. If you are cutting them out of your diet, you might as well remove your taste buds too. Because you won't need them with the limp, bland, grey, shit you are going to be pumping down your throat for the rest of your life. Ill stick with the full flavour stuff thank you very much, because the way the pensions crisis is going ill be dying of starvation when im old anyway.


So what do you think? Educational? Interesting? Wasn't that funny really was it?