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Monday Apr 16, 2007

Apr 16, 2007
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Roll up roll up!
You twats.
Wanting me to fill your dull lives with blog related humour you couldn't possibly think of yourselves

* Went on a leaving do for a work colleague where I actually drank alcohol!!! Why the following did enter my mouth and reside in my gut for a while:
- A cherry beer.
- 2 Raspberry Mojitos.
- 4 shots of vodka.
Might not seem like a lot but I very rarely drink, so I was shitfaced. For about the 3rd time in my life. I talked a load of shit.

* Connected to the point above, people who listen and dance to funky house need to die real quick.

* I felt like a sack of shit at work on Friday. I thought it would be a good idea to follow what I thought other hung-over people did and eat junk food. Not the best idea for me, I felt like I was going to give birth to a poo baby all day. Glamorous!

* It occurred to me that I had to do it all again on Friday night at Pure space bar. I was worried

* I needn't be. I had a fantastic night, with my friends. Discussing family guy and random theories like we always do. Then after the drinks we moved to the club downstairs for a northern soul night, oh I did dance! Why Michael Flatley would turn in his crown if he saw me!

* Saturday and Sunday were taken as recovery as I was seriously pooped. I live a hermit's life usually. So I was nearly on my arse after two consecutive nights out. Im 25 and I live like this. Not good is it?

* I saw a section of the Hollyoaks omnibus on Sunday, where the set designer should win an award. 'What would a gay guy have up on his wall for posters? I know a poster of Brokeback Mountain, why its every gay mans favourite film!' Id like to smash every person involved with Hollyoaks in the face with a cricket bat.

* Hurrah for overstocks at tesco's! 8 crme eggs for 64p!

So was anyone else's weekend quite so 'meh' as mine?

This song is still as awesome as it was when it came out.

VIEW 12 of 12 COMMENTS
vindice:
Good call. wink
Apr 19, 2007
agentblack:
Well.... Alright... But Don't let it happen again!
Apr 19, 2007

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