Is it just me?
Or
* Does the first sign of sun make everyone believe its time to wear the shorts and vests and eat soleros. It's barely above freezing you idiots! Just leave the scarf at home. Don't be dressing up like you live on the fucking Riviera.
* Do the tabloid newspapers seem to be running out of rubbish to print? Today had an article on the comeback of FAB ice lollies. I guess Jordan hadn't had a shit to tell her exclusive story on.
* Do all girls' magazines contradict themselves? Stories on how ill celebrities are looking and how they should get a good meal down them, then 4 pages later: 'Lose a stone in a week!'
* Do all men's magazines aim to laugh at how poor their readership is? Yeah let's put a premiership footballer in a leather jacket only he and the editor of this magazine can possibly afford.
* Do prt a manger seem to be locked in a battle with other establishments to invent the most outlandish sandwich combination? Where are all the normal ones? Who wants to eat brie and fucking grape? And why exactly is that called a 'no bread sandwich'? It's a salad in a different box to the other ones.
* Does all chart music sound the same? What kind of message does this send to other countries as a sign of our music taste when it is populated by funky house covers of 80s songs and insipid singer-songwriters harping on about some shoes. Is this a sign im getting old?
* I always end up sitting alone on public transport as the general public would rather keep away from me for some reason (maybe it's the fuck-off vibes I send out) and when I do finally have someone next to me its an old woman who spends most of the journey home vomiting into a bag, and when I do want to get off she then decides to fall asleep. Okay this one is more personal than the other ones.
Or
* Does the first sign of sun make everyone believe its time to wear the shorts and vests and eat soleros. It's barely above freezing you idiots! Just leave the scarf at home. Don't be dressing up like you live on the fucking Riviera.
* Do the tabloid newspapers seem to be running out of rubbish to print? Today had an article on the comeback of FAB ice lollies. I guess Jordan hadn't had a shit to tell her exclusive story on.
* Do all girls' magazines contradict themselves? Stories on how ill celebrities are looking and how they should get a good meal down them, then 4 pages later: 'Lose a stone in a week!'
* Do all men's magazines aim to laugh at how poor their readership is? Yeah let's put a premiership footballer in a leather jacket only he and the editor of this magazine can possibly afford.
* Do prt a manger seem to be locked in a battle with other establishments to invent the most outlandish sandwich combination? Where are all the normal ones? Who wants to eat brie and fucking grape? And why exactly is that called a 'no bread sandwich'? It's a salad in a different box to the other ones.
* Does all chart music sound the same? What kind of message does this send to other countries as a sign of our music taste when it is populated by funky house covers of 80s songs and insipid singer-songwriters harping on about some shoes. Is this a sign im getting old?
* I always end up sitting alone on public transport as the general public would rather keep away from me for some reason (maybe it's the fuck-off vibes I send out) and when I do finally have someone next to me its an old woman who spends most of the journey home vomiting into a bag, and when I do want to get off she then decides to fall asleep. Okay this one is more personal than the other ones.
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Yes, yes yes. I live in WAG-land and all year round there are tables and chairs outside the teeny tapas bars and delis. It's minus 5, why the hell would you want to sit outside????
Yay an SGUK member from north of London!!!!
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