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Tuesday Mar 20, 2007

Mar 20, 2007
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So i went to the doctors today as I have been ill.
The following things occurred to me:
(i like lists as well)


  • My local health centre looks like it could have been used as a set for robocop, its like a view of the future from an 1980s mindset. All glass and lights.

  • When you are called to the surgery your name comes up on the screen and a robot womans voice says it. I wondered as i sat there what Apu Nahasapeemapetilon from the simpsons would sound like spoken by a robot.

  • If you have a history of panic attacks and slight mental illness on your records, doctors tend not to believe your symptoms.

  • Old people smell of piss.




The robot voice reminded me of this:

VIEW 25 of 40 COMMENTS
johnnyforeigner:
It's scary how exactly I can picture the trailer surreal
Mar 22, 2007
theknives:
Such a manly choice! biggrin
Mar 22, 2007

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