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its_matt

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Saturday Feb 03, 2007

Feb 2, 2007
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I feel i should explain myself.
I did on the old myspace but not on here.
I got my haircut on thursday and the hairdresser used straightners on it, and something called a hairdryer. So i thought to celebrate my myspace hair i should take a myspace picture.
Im not like that at all.
Yes, i do have problems but they are my fault and no amount of death cab for cutie would solve them....LOLZ

Anyhoo, this is a blatant copy from my other blog but it relates to a comedy incident that happened at work yesterday:

It was a normal morning at work and I was checking off the delivery as it came in the shop, when it became apparent that a box of stock was missing. So we informed the driver of this and he says that it might have been robbed as when he came back to his truck after his last stop his pallet trolley was missing. But not sure of this we waited for further news.
At 2.30pm we get a phone call from a random solictors informing us that if we "dont move the boxes we have dumped outside they will inform environmental health" so myself and the assistant manager go for a wander to the other side of town to find, lo and behold. The missing trolley and a box (empty of stock of course) from our shop along with some from a shop in Salford Quays. Also next to the stock was an important piece of evidence, a chequebook with an address in the back (I hope it belongs to the thief, it would be so fucking stupid if it did). We rang the police, who seemed quite willing to let TNT the delivery company deal with the crime, not the law-keepers of this country. Oh no.
They also chose to dismiss my evidence as co-incidence. Bastards. I felt like Dick Van Dyke from diagnosis: murder when i saw that.
The hilarity ended when we were instructed to take the trolley and the boxes back to our shop where TNT and the police they had called would investigate. Cue me doing my arms in carrying that thing through manchester, so if you saw a bemused, slightly flushed guy staggering about town with a dismantled trolley, C'est Moi!
The people who did this cant have been too hard to pick out on CCTV, dragging three large boxes of stock for about 15 minutes down a busy road.
Ill update you when the 5-0 catch the bastards.

Im going to see brand new on tuesday!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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the_new_scum:
I could live with a statuatory rape charge, infact I think its part of my requirements for Gamestation.

(1) Stop showering

(2) Do a 13yr old because legal chicks dont like geeks

(3) Start referring to people as "n00bs" puke
Feb 6, 2007
kittyvalentine:
Oh jeeze, I remember that show. It was really bad. Didn't one of them have a really annoying and ugly sister?

The lyrics of that song are about right. Though, when it does go right it's awesome.
Feb 6, 2007

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