its_matt

Has it really been more than a week since i last posted?
Yes. Yes it has.
What has happened in that week?
Well I got a cold which didnt stop me from going to work (sadly) but did result in me having a voice like the speaking clock guy.
Oh and all of my blood has seemingly been replaced by snot. Nice.
With it rapidly approaching Christmas now it means work is getting a lot busier. With that comes more appearances on the shop floor.
I dont deal well with customers.
They are idiots who lose all common sense.
Especially men. Men are the worst.
At least with women i can flirt and gain information through trust.
I feel it would be easier to get answers from guys when they shop by using the same techniques as the SAS. Dunking their head in water and screaming at them until they submit more than their name and rank.
"WHAT FUCKING FIT OF JEANS YOU WANT YOU FACKIN CAHNT???!"
That kind of thing.
I like the whole christmassy feel of town, its just the people that ruin it. Clogging up the streets with their slow ass walking like a dejected procession of people who have begrudgingly spent more than a tenner on someone they know who they fucking despise.
But hey just think when you get home you have a My Family Christmas special to look forward to.
No wonder they keep putting up that Christmas Careline up.

As my Christmas gift to you all im going to go round my friends list and give you all a testimonial relating to my experience of you this year. God help you if you treated me badly. Verbal body blows could be heading your way.