I went to Ikea today.
I bought some items for my room that will make it look like the offices of a Police Chief in a 1980s cop film.
Silver blinds are the future.
Ikea makes me want to have enough money to equip a room.
I saw a double bed that had a ladder on it making it kinda bunk-esque. It was cool.
I ate some swedish meatballs they were nice.
My Father seemed to hunt for things to confuse and annoy him.
My Mother pointed out these moments, stating "he is always like this"
Im sure they love each other really.
I got quite dressed up today, god knows why.
Maybe its because I wanted to look to a stranger at first glance like a guy who had come here with his wife to pick up some stuff for the living room.
Not someone who had come with his parents to get a lamp and a metal blind.
How has your weekend been?
Peace and fucking.
Matt.
PS - Me and my mate sent two messages to the daily stars text forum (probably the funniest thing ever printed) The one asking for a pic of jet from gladiators sadly never got printed. The one stating our love for Panda Pops did. Immortality achieved...

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I bought some items for my room that will make it look like the offices of a Police Chief in a 1980s cop film.
Silver blinds are the future.
Ikea makes me want to have enough money to equip a room.
I saw a double bed that had a ladder on it making it kinda bunk-esque. It was cool.
I ate some swedish meatballs they were nice.
My Father seemed to hunt for things to confuse and annoy him.
My Mother pointed out these moments, stating "he is always like this"
Im sure they love each other really.
I got quite dressed up today, god knows why.
Maybe its because I wanted to look to a stranger at first glance like a guy who had come here with his wife to pick up some stuff for the living room.
Not someone who had come with his parents to get a lamp and a metal blind.
How has your weekend been?
Peace and fucking.
Matt.
PS - Me and my mate sent two messages to the daily stars text forum (probably the funniest thing ever printed) The one asking for a pic of jet from gladiators sadly never got printed. The one stating our love for Panda Pops did. Immortality achieved...

Check out the headline.


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your name has now changed in my mind
you are no longer MATT!