its_matt

I.
TOO.
AM.
OFF.
WORK.
ALL.
WEEK.
BUT.
HAVE.
NO.
PIZZA.

Right, how to relax...
1 - make sure you have plenty of ace DVD's to watch, about 6 hours worth at least, preferable futurama, family guy simpsons, black books, spaced, anything with eddie izzard, sonny chiba triple bill...that kind of thing.
2 - don't go to work, make up some exotic disease or say you have the plague or something.
3 - sit on the sofa all day in your pants watching said dvd's
4 - eat lots of food that is bad for you but tastes like heaven itself (pizza is a good example)

Repeat as needed!
God I really should do this... hmm what illness could I make up??!??!?!