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Tuesday Apr 12, 2005

Apr 12, 2005
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So after sitting in the airport for 4 hours last night I got a phone call telling me not to get on the plane because the reason for the trip was canceled. I was not a happy man. Then I slept in this morning and got to the office at 11:00, meaning the staff was quite unhappy with this man. Then I logged on and saw that Al has a new set and all is right in the world. Funny how that works.

So now I'm listening to the Kaiser Chiefs and trying to decide what to have for lunch.

So it was Pizza for lunch. Now it's 6:15 and I'm getting ready to go home. I have a fun night of carpentry ahead of me. I am eith going to make Cat a table or cut off a thumb. Regardless I promise a picture of the finished project. And screw anyone hoping to see a picture of my severed thumb.
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You can get drugs from your local drug dealer... or mine but it'd be a pretty decent journey just for some 5 hour chemical alteration...

I'm going to buy some latex thigh highs like Al wears in her new set. Excitement! Patrick works at a porn shop: can get me a discount of 60 percent. I'M GOING TO BE BUYING ALL THE GAY FAT MAN PORN A GIRL CAN HANDLE.
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Apr 13, 2005
mallory:
i dont think i would have been chosen anyway because i was planning on telling them i dont believe in our judicial system..
Apr 14, 2005

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