1) When you're on a hotel stair master you should pay attention to the buttons you push midway through your work out. Otherwise you may attempt to push the heart rate button and hit the "speed train" function by mistake;
2) If you, for what ever reason, ignore the above piece of advice do NOT then decide to pretend that you meant to do it and continue to do the work out at double speed for 22 minutes. This is a bad idea even if you do it so that the two women also in the hotel gym won't think you're a pussy;
3) If you ignore BOTH of the above pieces of advice and don't have a coronary (you'll feel like you're going to have one, but you won't), you will need to punish your vanity. So do 100 sit ups as fast as you can so that you really feel like ass.
Take it from me, this is good advice.
2) If you, for what ever reason, ignore the above piece of advice do NOT then decide to pretend that you meant to do it and continue to do the work out at double speed for 22 minutes. This is a bad idea even if you do it so that the two women also in the hotel gym won't think you're a pussy;
3) If you ignore BOTH of the above pieces of advice and don't have a coronary (you'll feel like you're going to have one, but you won't), you will need to punish your vanity. So do 100 sit ups as fast as you can so that you really feel like ass.
Take it from me, this is good advice.
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They're the fucking BILLBOARD CHARTS.
As in, telling the pop culture retards what they've liked over the past year because they're so vapid they can't recall it themselves.
A much better chart to check is Rollingstone... I went back and looked at them and they had Radiohead, Fiona Apple, things like that nowhere to be seen on the pop charts.. apparently audience DOES make a difference.
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