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Funniest Story in some time:

As I'm old and work too much, I tend to live vicariously through my 22 year old e-head assistant. The following story happened to him yesterday and is very funny. The following information is necessary: he is a 22 year old very good looking hispanic male, and is the single most charming person I have ever met (which is why he was not killed last night).

He and some friends went to the clubs and he was going to stay with his friend Sam. He has never been to Sam's house. She hooked up and gave him her keys and address. He got to the house and it was a 4 flat. Not knowing which apartment was hers, he tried the key on the first two floors: no luck. The third one was a charm and he went in. He took off his shoes and shirt and racked out on the couch. The couch sucked and he knew Sam wasn't coming home so he went to the bedroom. When he turned on the light some woman rolled over and started screaming. He also began screaming. He said "I'm a friend os Sam's, I'm a friend of Sam's, etc." She said "Sam lives up stairs, etc." As she realized he wasn't going to attack her, she calmed down. Until she realized she was topless and began to scream again. He calmed her down and sweet talked her and I guess everything was fine. This AM he talked to her again and apparently her blood pressure is back to normal.

1) He's lucky she didn't have a gun;
2) He's lucky it wasn't some 6'5" 250 LB guy who pummled him;
3) Those 2 should marry because that is a GREAT "so how did you two meet story."

As for me: I had a crappy assignment to get throught the last three days at work but it's over now. I hope to slack the rest of the year.

Tonight is red wine and Sonic Youth for one.