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Saturday Nov 27, 2004

Nov 27, 2004
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Thanksgiving was not as bad as I thought it would be. If I blurred my vision and drowned out his voice, I could pretend my sister's husband wasn't really there. Food and wine were great and I got home friday morning.

My parents stopped in Chicago today on their way home for shoppping. This wasn't too bad: rain kept crowds down a bit on Michigan Ave and they got me some cool stuff. I did hear 3 hours of the following lecture:
"Itburns, you spend too much time working and too much energy on your career. You should get married and have some kids, so you can enjoy life."

This is especially intresting because for 28 years the lecture was:
"Itburns, stop chasing so many girls. You will never have any career unless you give up music and focus on something productive. You have to take your career and life more seriously."

Not quite sure where to go with the contradictory messages, so I guess maybe the bar.
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
mallory:
see.. and the more weight you lose.. the more chances you will find some hot babe to impregnate with your first born son.. tell your dad your on your way ..
Nov 28, 2004
shicawgo:
"see.. and the more weight you lose.. the more chances you will find some hot babe to impregnate with your first born son."


I don't think there was a big baby boom 9 months after Auschwitz was liberated....I'm just saying.... If you lost ten pounds then that just means your woman isn't cookin enough for you. Or you need to eat more than peas... smile


And to answer your questions...(Thanks for the unexpected compliment, by the way.)

1) Why do you need 21 ways to pretend not to be you?

I like to be here but not here....I like to maintain a relatively high level of anonymity seeing as how it's a porn site and all smile And I always try to remember that none of this is real...it's easy to get wrapped up in someone's personality here and think that something could be real. But it can't. It rarely is, at least.

2) What/where are you studying in our fine city?

Marketing and Advertising. I've been in school forever trying to figure out where I belong. I figured it out, but that's a whole other story. smile I wish I could get paid $75k a year to be an arts and crafts teacher. This is tHe closest compromise.


3) "Sticky as lips and licky as tricks": does this mean it's a gorgeous sight to see you eat in the middle of the night?

Yes counselor, that is correct.

4) What, pray tell, is the Truffle Shuffle??

Wouldn't you like to know! Well I suppose you would seeing as how you've already asked...it's from The Goonies. It's a dance that Mouth makes Chunk do.

If you really are a "sucker for needy selfcentered men with levels of self esteem bordering on delusional. I listen too much. That's the thing. I listen and they just never shut the fuck up," try dating a trial lawyer.

Uh, okay. smile all this time I thought Doctors and tattoo artists were the key target.... If I dated a lawyer I'd want to help too much. I'm sure that would piss him off. Then I'd solve his cases all Columbo style and never get the credit and I'd secretly resent him for it.....Nah, JUSTICE is credit enough.....cheese, anyone?

smile






[Edited on Nov 28, 2004 4:08PM]
Nov 28, 2004

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